This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You coming home soon, man?
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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