I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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