I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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