i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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I have already put on my inside pants.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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