Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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