Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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