I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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