So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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