Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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