My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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