Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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