oh god the rape fog is back!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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