It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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