I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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