im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Who died my cat blue again?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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