Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Randomize
