haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just pee around me
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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