so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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