ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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