What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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