Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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