if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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