i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!