just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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