i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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