i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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