So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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