I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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