The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Your penis caused this!
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