I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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