If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
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