trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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