Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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