She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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