i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
then he tried to convert me to islam
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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