.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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