the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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