Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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