What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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