Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I love you.
Bad choice
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