this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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