I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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