we made out on top of his cat.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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