How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We are two peas in an std pod
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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