oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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