your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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