so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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