Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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