bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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