porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
its liver damage thursday
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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