Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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