so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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