the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
