3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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