so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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