I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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