she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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