dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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